vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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(Source: ver-gil, via forgave)

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

(via heliolisk)

hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

(Source: jadethrwall, via heliolisk)

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

(via stabs)